21 Crappy Life Pro Tips That Are Hilariously Useless

If you ever needed a list of hilariously life pro tips, we have you covered. Across the internet, people are sharing the crappiest life tips ever that are too funny not to share.

The terrible advice originated in a subreddit thread called /r/ShittyLifeProTips where the only thing achieved is utter hilarity.

Ketchup as a bookmark? A toilet seat you put on your head so you can eat and watch TV at the same time? Spraying detangler on your iPhone headphones?

The list goes on below. We’re sure they won’t help in any practical way whatsoever, but they’ll make you chuckle.

1.  Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV
2. Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You’re The Moon


3. Spray Your Headphones With Some “Johnson’s No More Tangles” When They Are Tangled


4. Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space


5. Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick


6. Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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7. Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving


8. Magnify Your Phone’s Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water


9. Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting


10. Don’t Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead


11. Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor’s Side So You Wouldn’t Get Robbed

12. Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up


13. Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby’s Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You’re Too Tired


14. Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip


15. If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut


16. Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack


17. Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food


18. Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely


19. Use Duct Tape And Fork When There’s No Spoon In The Office


20. What grandma always said

21. Use a Sharpie to retread tires instantly!

You can check out the entire thread over on Reddit. If you’re in the mood for some real life hacks check these out!

h/t: Ranker

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