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These Abusive Balloons Are Guaranteed To Deflate Anyone’s Big Day

Balloons are supposed to be for happy occasions, right? They embody everything right about the world and remind us of the good times. So why in the world would anyone use it in a sinister way such as these folks?

Perhaps these people were in the mood to really undermine someone’s big day. Maybe. Maybe not. But if you’re in the mood for it then good because these brutally honest balloons will more than likely satisfy that urge.

Honesty with added humor is truly the best policy. There are no rainbows, butterflies,  sunshine, or unicorns here. Just the truth with a balloon tied to it.

These Abusive Balloons add a funny yet inappropriate twist to boring balloons. So the next time you’re throwing a party, grab yourself a package of these hilarious balloons.

Just make sure that the party you’re organizing isn’t for a small child or your grandma because that’s just being a bad human.

They come in 12 to a pack

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4x Yellow – HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER

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4x Red – F*CK ME YOU’RE OLD

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4x Orange – THIS PARTY IS SH*T

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Words come printed on both sides

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If you’re interested in purchasing a pack of 12 you can buy them over at Firebox.

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