People Are Sharing Crappy Life Pro Tips, And They’re Hilariously Useless

If you ever needed a list of hilariously life pro tips, we have you covered. Across the internet, people are sharing the crappiest life tips ever that are too funny not to share.

The terrible advice originated in a subreddit thread called /r/ShittyLifeProTips where the only thing achieved is utter hilarity.

Ketchup as a bookmark? A toilet seat you put on your head so you can eat and watch TV at the same time? Spraying detangler on your iPhone headphones?

The list goes on below. We’re sure they won’t help in any practical way whatsoever, but they’ll make you chuckle.

1.  Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV
2. Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You’re The Moon

CommunistCate

3. Spray Your Headphones With Some “Johnson’s No More Tangles” When They Are Tangled

Eeli100

4. Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

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5. Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

Miko99

6. Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

Siew Ming Cheng

7. Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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8. Magnify Your Phone’s Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

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9. Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

Louniness

10. Don’t Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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11. Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor’s Side So You Wouldn’t Get Robbed

12. Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

Z3F

13. Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby’s Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You’re Too Tired

FreddyJackson69

14. Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

IAMAVERYGOODPERSON

15. If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

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16. Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

SashaEitan

17. Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

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18. Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

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19. Use Duct Tape And Fork When There’s No Spoon In The Office

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You can check out the entire thread over on Reddit.

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